Tag: random
group name: animalcrackers
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February 11, 2006 02:19 PM EST --
Here is an earlier piece I want to publish to the group
As you can tell by my icon and several articles written, I am a dog person. Full-fledged, sleep, eat and pee with the dogs kind . . . more
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March 05, 2006 12:28 PM EST --
This is the third and last of my "Distinguished Gentleman" pieces. We have reached the end of the rainbow and there was no pot of gold.
I wrote before about the less than ideal living arrangement . . . more
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March 16, 2006 09:04 AM EST --
I need your help, fellow gatherers.
I have this friend, who shall remain nameless pending court action, who is disgusted by one of my household rules.
Dogs do the dishes. Buddy gets my plate when I'm . . . more
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April 02, 2006 01:36 PM EDT --
On a lazy Sunday afternoon, I call to my two cats, Mao and Cheddar. And they come running.
I called "Baby Fooooood." Sure, they know the words, "Baby Food." They're cats. . . . more
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May 22, 2006 05:06 PM EDT --
My baby boy Buddy is a killer. No tiny bird is safe within the confines of my yard.
In the past week, I have caught him with dead birds five times. Now when I let him and Boopy out the door it's a . . . more
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May 12, 2006 10:40 AM EDT --
Slowly he trod over the barren sand, in search of his prey. His finely tuned instincts born from centuries of breeding at full-force. He was a German Shorthair Pointer by God. The world's greatest . . . more
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April 16, 2006 08:37 AM EDT --
My girls were young, preschool age, and we had experienced a lot of loss by that time. It was the transient kind of loss, divorce, living with their grandmother, then moving out on our own.
We were brave . . . more
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February 06, 2006 04:58 PM EST --
Ben the Wonder Dog
We got him the year the twins turned three. Lively two were wearing us thin and they needed a wrestlin' dawg. This one was . . . more
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April 27, 2006 05:35 PM EDT --
I will never, ever be able to enjoy my beautiful backyard now. I've enjoyed sitting out there often, especially at twilight, watching the starry skys and the fireflies. It has . . . more
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March 02, 2006 04:54 PM EST --
The Face Of Morning Coffee
George Corneliussen
No Lie ! This morning (March, 2, 2006) my lovely wife made the morning coffee, exactly the same way she has for the last ten years.
She prefers the drip . . . more
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March 14, 2006 11:48 PM EST --
While I take the time to feed a colony of perfectly sane feral cats - I've noticed that the wild strays are oddly free of neurotic behaviors.
This leads me to believe that our cats pick up all their . . . more
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April 23, 2006 10:41 PM EDT --
Our cats, Mao and Cheddar (you can see which one is the Cheesy dude), really know only ONE trick.
They stand on tiptoes to eat baby food. We call 'baby food.' They come running. (I've written . . . more
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February 23, 2006 12:37 AM EST --
Recently, I published an article about the dog next door. I call him "The Distinguished Gentleman."
A large collie who's owners have chosen not to include in their . . . more
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March 14, 2006 02:56 PM EST --
Spring training has just begun, here in New Mexico, and already we have had our first casualty.
A ninja dog has to work hard to keep on top of their game. My dog Buddy's cat-like reflexes don't . . . more
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February 20, 2006 07:08 PM EST --
I've never really thought of this
Said the portly hippopotamus
Breakfast is my favorite meal.
There's just no other way to feel.
I love bacon; I love eggs
Orange juice and jam,
Butter . . . more
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April 05, 2006 03:26 PM EDT --
A young teenage girl was about to finish her first year of college.
She considered herself to be a very liberal Democrat and her father
was a rather staunch Republican.
One day she was challenging . . . more
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March 07, 2006 10:16 AM EST --
Keys To The Highway: The Ultimate Road Guitar
George Corneliussen
In the years between 1976 and the summer of 1979, I pretty much lived on the road in my capacity as "monitor mixer" for the . . . more
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March 24, 2006 04:49 PM EST --
Dear Bryan, I have to tell you the truth, as I see it. I'm a bunny. A Honey Bunny to be exact. I'm no run-of –the-mill bunny either. You see, I'm an actress. . . . more
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June 15, 2006 08:30 AM EDT --
Hey there Gatherers, this is Boopy! We need to talk.
My friend, Stephen Schneider or Sebastian Stephens or whatever he's calling himself this week has really lost it.
He's written so much about . . . more
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June 16, 2006 06:52 PM EDT --
Hi fellow gatherers! It's me again, Boopy.
Mr. Schneider has left the building. He's not available for comment. I've taken over.
My story here yesterday got TWICE as many readers. Mine got . . . more
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