Tag: humor
group name: animalcrackers
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February 11, 2006 02:19 PM EST --
Here is an earlier piece I want to publish to the group
As you can tell by my icon and several articles written, I am a dog person. Full-fledged, sleep, eat and pee with the dogs kind . . . more
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March 16, 2006 09:04 AM EST --
I need your help, fellow gatherers.
I have this friend, who shall remain nameless pending court action, who is disgusted by one of my household rules.
Dogs do the dishes. Buddy gets my plate when I'm . . . more
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April 02, 2006 01:36 PM EDT --
On a lazy Sunday afternoon, I call to my two cats, Mao and Cheddar. And they come running.
I called "Baby Fooooood." Sure, they know the words, "Baby Food." They're cats. . . . more
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May 12, 2006 10:40 AM EDT --
Slowly he trod over the barren sand, in search of his prey. His finely tuned instincts born from centuries of breeding at full-force. He was a German Shorthair Pointer by God. The world's greatest . . . more
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April 27, 2006 05:35 PM EDT --
I will never, ever be able to enjoy my beautiful backyard now. I've enjoyed sitting out there often, especially at twilight, watching the starry skys and the fireflies. It has . . . more
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March 26, 2006 11:39 PM EST --
Waking this morning I was ready for a new day. The sounds of little feet running about. The whispers of children filling each room of this little old house. I listened as they ran to the kitchen, opened . . . more
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March 02, 2006 04:54 PM EST --
The Face Of Morning Coffee
George Corneliussen
No Lie ! This morning (March, 2, 2006) my lovely wife made the morning coffee, exactly the same way she has for the last ten years.
She prefers the drip . . . more
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March 29, 2006 08:35 AM EST --
She looked around the crowded departure lounge and felt the emptiness inside her.
It was almost noon and she'd had no breakfast apart from too much coffee. And she'd been up since four. Nobody . . . more
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April 05, 2006 03:26 PM EDT --
A young teenage girl was about to finish her first year of college.
She considered herself to be a very liberal Democrat and her father
was a rather staunch Republican.
One day she was challenging . . . more
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March 14, 2006 02:56 PM EST --
Spring training has just begun, here in New Mexico, and already we have had our first casualty.
A ninja dog has to work hard to keep on top of their game. My dog Buddy's cat-like reflexes don't . . . more
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March 04, 2007 07:43 PM EST --
9:03 a.m. CST
This just in:
A Minneapolis woman reports having been awakened early this morning by a loud retching noise emanating from her feline bed companion. A panicky attempt to . . . more
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March 07, 2006 10:16 AM EST --
Keys To The Highway: The Ultimate Road Guitar
George Corneliussen
In the years between 1976 and the summer of 1979, I pretty much lived on the road in my capacity as "monitor mixer" for the . . . more
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March 24, 2006 04:49 PM EST --
Dear Bryan, I have to tell you the truth, as I see it. I'm a bunny. A Honey Bunny to be exact. I'm no run-of –the-mill bunny either. You see, I'm an actress. . . . more
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June 15, 2006 08:30 AM EDT --
Hey there Gatherers, this is Boopy! We need to talk.
My friend, Stephen Schneider or Sebastian Stephens or whatever he's calling himself this week has really lost it.
He's written so much about . . . more
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June 16, 2006 06:52 PM EDT --
Hi fellow gatherers! It's me again, Boopy.
Mr. Schneider has left the building. He's not available for comment. I've taken over.
My story here yesterday got TWICE as many readers. Mine got . . . more
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June 18, 2006 12:59 AM EDT --
Dolphins Don't Have Toenails
Under the sea you'll find a land watery.
Colorful anemones swing gracefully.
Clown fish, marlins and Octopi swim.
Each has a place and never drink gin. . . . more
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February 20, 2006 07:08 PM EST --
I've never really thought of this
Said the portly hippopotamus
Breakfast is my favorite meal.
There's just no other way to feel.
I love bacon; I love eggs
Orange juice and jam,
Butter . . . more
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June 16, 2006 10:46 AM EDT --
Gather is like JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL...WAY!
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April 03, 2006 03:08 PM EDT --
Health & Fitness
The Facts:
Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it...don't . . . more
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August 09, 2006 10:07 AM EDT --
One of my customers ordered the new Avon Thinner Digital Precision Body Fat and Hydration Scale. Aimee lives alone, in a second-story brown stucco condo facing the west lagoon. I spent an hour with her . . . more
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