Tag: funny
group name: animalcrackers
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September 26, 2007 12:16 PM EDT --
Q: What should you do if your poodle is acting funny?
A: Call a dog-tor immediately!
Wish I could take credit for this one. Hope it makes you laugh :)
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September 02, 2006 04:30 PM EDT --
When our older children were growing up, we had a big black standard poodle named Bear. One day my young son came to tell me that Bear had had an accident in the house. He said, "Come . . . more
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September 08, 2006 05:39 PM EDT --
"He is siamese if you please.... he is siamese if you don't please"
You self centered egomaniacal beast! You keep me up all night banging cupboards on your insatiable quest for food. . . . more
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May 21, 2006 11:58 PM EDT --
The Hedgehog Song
(I would enter this into skit night for my cabin if I were still a kid going to camp every summer....let's hear it for the hedgehogs!!)
There once was a tiny hedgehog,
who climbed . . . more
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September 14, 2006 10:01 AM EDT --
It was a typical day in our household. The alarm went off at 5a.m., and I hit the snooze button twice. After the second snooze, my husband got up and came around to my side of the bed. He tapped . . . more
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September 02, 2006 12:26 AM EDT --
When my middle daughter was young we had a pet parakeet. My daughter decided one day to help me by cleaning the bird cage. She set the cage on the table and attempted to pull out the bottom . . . more
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April 09, 2006 10:19 PM EDT --
First published May 6, 2005
In my opinion, the two greatest inventions of all time are cell phones and those little plastic dealies on the end of shoe laces (those of you who think I should promote things . . . more
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March 24, 2006 09:41 PM EST --
This evening as I was throwing trash out, a very large, rotund raccoon scared the living day lights out of me. I opened the lid and was getting ready to swing the trash bag in, when he popped his bandit . . . more
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December 30, 2006 09:18 AM EST --
I follow the same simple ritual each time I cruise my neighborhood for new Avon customers. Backpack. Check. Brochures. Check. Extra skin care samples for bed-ridden Mrs. Gallegos. Check. Turn off . . . more
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April 09, 2006 08:59 PM EDT --
First published July 9, 2005
As I mentioned in this column a few weeks ago, I have a Doberman named Brenna, who happens to be the biggest baby of all dogs. Ok, I know what you're going to say; that . . . more
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April 12, 2006 11:07 PM EDT --
First published May 13, 2005
A number of readers have emailed with comments about the photo of me that runs with this column. First, let me clear up the main point of confusion – I'm the one . . . more
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September 02, 2006 09:59 PM EDT --
A few years back, our local mall had a display of big cats. In cages, they had tigers, lions, leopards, and other big cats. My husband, kids, and I went up close to the cages and admired the . . . more
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July 20, 2008 10:03 AM EDT --
A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's window and says "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."
The . . . more
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July 21, 2008 09:12 PM EDT --
Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.
Airline virus: You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.
Anita Hill virus: Lies dormant for ten years.
Arnold Schwarzenegger . . . more
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July 26, 2007 12:31 AM EDT --
I got a new stove today. This one is nicer than the last one and is shiny. You can see your reflection in the oven door. Well, my youngest dog Charlotte, seems to think that it doesn't belong in the . . . more
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March 14, 2006 09:42 PM EST --
I wait all day for the moment that the house will be quite, everyone is gone and I can sit and write. The dogs are snoring softly at my feet. Kira is chasing imaginary squirrels and Sasha is dreaming about . . . more
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May 18, 2006 08:24 PM EDT --
As I've mentioned frequently in my column, I have a Doberman named Brenna, who happens to be the biggest baby of all dogs. Ok, I know what you're going to say; that your little poodlie-cocka-whatever . . . more
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September 12, 2006 09:06 PM EDT --
On Sunday, we got a new bassett hound puppy. She is so adorable, her name is Lucy. Well my pig, Charlotte doesn't think Lucy is so adorable. She is pissed she is in her house. She started by charging . . . more
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November 14, 2006 09:50 AM EST --
I've mentioned before that if we leave money out on the dresser the cats think that its their new toy. Clever beings that they are, they've taken it one step further. Last night I left . . . more
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October 11, 2006 12:02 AM EDT --
For the longest time, my email was something like momma24kids or something like that because being a Mom is my most important job. When we cancelled the AOL account I had to come up with another . . . more
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